Sarcastic asshole.

Welcome to the machine,
my name is Nicole.
Let me be your can of dandelion and burdock in this postmix lemonade world.


james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

What a beauty I mean honestly

james mcavoy holding a frozen chicken is everything i need 

What a beauty I mean honestly

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bangs8:

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via vincecarters)