Sarcastic asshole.

Welcome to the machine,
my name is Nicole.
Let me be your can of dandelion and burdock in this postmix lemonade world.

ilovegigs:

The day I stopped feeling jealous all the time was the day I understood that I don’t own anything. I’m only a lucky son of a bitch for living all the great things I’ve had the chance to live, and everyone else should be at least as lucky as me.

(via dumbdecision)

Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?

ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything. 

ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything. 

(via macdamerco)